WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so ya are lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's Wot trigger got your tights in a bunch? Spill the tea. We can't have you stuffing it all up, yeah? Maybe we should to go for a pint and you can spill us all about it. No criticizing here, just mates lookin' out for each other. What's got ya riled up? Alright, mate. Spill the beans. You look like